February 2012
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Today, my optician told me that she doesn’t understand how I can walk in a straight line without falling over ‘cause my left eye is long sighted and my right eye is short sighted. Like, it’s a massive difference but apparently my brain is awesome and evens it out. She did laugh at me when I was trying to focus on something ‘cause my eyes have no idea which way to go at...
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snowbuntingg replied to your post: Seriously, I’m going to be late for my appointment…
He says poor advice. #4EVA THE PARTY POOPER
HE SAYS PORK PIES!!!!
Seriously, I’m going to be late for my appointment ‘cause I’m sitting trying to work out why he’s singing about pork pies.
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This morning’s been eventful. I woke up at 7:30, went to pee…ended up throwing up 4 times and passing out.
So, I came back to bed for a bit, now I have a bacon and onion sammich and really sugary tea. I need to walk to the opticians and that’s probably going to kill me. (half an hour, all up the steepest hill ever)
I’m watching Never Been Kissed for the first time in forever, yass. Bring me a virgin to sacrifice.
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cauterizewithkisses replied to your post: cauterizewithkisses replied to your post: I have…
Neither can the club, right now.
Speechless.
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cauterizewithkisses replied to your post: I have so many clothes, and nothing to wear…
Cut holes in your bag for your legs and pull it over your body
I cannot handle you.
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I have so many clothes, and nothing to wear tomorrow…great.
12 episodes of Arrested Development
4 episodes of It’s Always Sunny In Philladelpha
Now I’m gunna get into bed and watch Firefly. I think I’m gunna make use of this free month then get the American Netflix next month, can you do that?
“I thought we were a real love relationship. I did. I was very invested in love,...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via chelseymathews)
Tumblr Crushes:
cauterizewithkisses
sumfinkwong
radroachmeat
rosspack
moredanlife
woodenheartss
frightenedinmatetwo
watchmedontfollowme
chelseymathews
Sometimes I do really like Gerrid.
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I’ve watched 10 episodes of Arrested Development today alone…
ghostthefestivals asked: <3
Just bought Netflix.
Goodbye Tumblr, it’s been nice knowing you.
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itschutz asked: How annoying is it?! There's girls all over my dash that I've been following for ages that used to wear creepers are shit and listen to weird as fuck music. Now they're wearing Airmax and gold hoop earings claiming to like heavy bands. Does my tits in :) x
Do I wanna spend £116 on 2x Kanye West/Jay-Z tickets? Yeah, I really fucking do.
Using my brother’s birthday 2 weeks before as an excuse. He can come in handy sometimes…
As much as I often wanna just delete, I cant bring myself to do it due to all the really wonderful people I’ve met on here. Shame most of them live so far away and I don’t get to see them all that often…then again maybe that’s why we get on ‘cause we don’t have to see each other on a regular basis.
Love y’all.
I have bacon, pancakes with syrup, a mocha and CSI is on.
Today is a good day.
I just slept for almost 11 hours and woke up craving prawns…
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Ashley is quoting lyrics by The Maine to me.
oh
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chokelouder replied to your photo: LAURA… kinda
fancy you
this is brand new information.
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endlessroadsx asked: I know, no Minaj.
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Florence Welch is not attractive.
Ellie Goulding is not attractive either
GOD DAMN KATY PERRY’S FACE IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
stop trying to convince me of these things!!!!!
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One-Eighty By Summer - Taking Back Sunday
Go on,...
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I can tell Bruno Mars is on now. Oh my god. I left the room and came allllll the way to my bedroom WHY CAN I STILL HEAR THE SCREECHES, WHEN WILL IT END?!
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towesttexas:
First with your hands, then with your mouth, a downpour of sweat, damp cotton clouds. I was a fool, you were my friend, we made it happen. You took off your clothes, left on the light, you stood there so brave, you used to be shy. Each feature improved, each movement refined and eyes like a showroom. Now they’re spreading out the blankets on the beach, that weatherman’s a liar, he...
cauterizewithkisses asked: You are fifteen faggots.
My brother is now singing along very loudly to Adele. Send help.
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theresteainthepost replied to your post: i never get any questions boooo.
if you stalk me outside of another gig
YOU FOUND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was looking for Ross (who I didn’t see for another 2 days.)
Anonymous asked: 1 2 7? (:
theresteainthepost asked: i never get any questions boooo.
chokelouder asked: 6, 12, 18
